Professor Punsley's Egg-cellent One-Liners

Where the puns are egg-cellent, the humor is cracked, and the professor is always in.

Here's a selection of the professor's most egg-cellent one-liners:

• Egg-cellent Puns for the Morning
• Cracking Jokes for the Afternoon
• Yolk-ing it Up for the Night

Warning: Puns may be hazardous to your health. Proceed with caution.