Why did the egg go to the doctor? Because it was feeling cracked! — Back to the Puns
I told my wife she was a great egg-lady, she was egg-static! — Egg-tractions and Egg-ceptions
Why did the egg go to the gym? To get egg-cellent abs! — Egg-cellent Abs
Why did the egg go to the party? Because it was an egg-cellent dancer! — Egg-cellent Dance
Why did the egg go to the beauty parlor? It wanted to get egg-straordinary! — Egg-cellent Beauty
Why did the egg go to the doctor again? Because it was feeling egg-hausted! — Egg-cellent Health
Why did the egg go to the bank? To make an egg-press deposit! — Egg-cellent Banking
Why did the egg go to the beauty parlor? To get an egg-static makeover! — Egg-cellent Makeover
Why did the egg go to the beauty parlor again? To get a fowl haircut! — Egg-cellent Haircut
Why did the egg go to the beauty parlor yet again? To get an egg-stra special treatment! — Egg-cellent Treatment
Why did the egg go to the beauty parlor for the 10th time? To get an egg-quisite experience! — Egg-cellent Experience
Why did the egg go to the beauty parlor for the 20th time? To get an egg-quisite haircut! — Egg-cellent Haircut 2
Why did the egg go to the beauty parlor for the 100th time? To get an egg-stra egg-ception! — Egg-cellent Haircut 100