Egg-cellent Puns About Duck
1. Why did the duck go to the doctor? He had a fowl cough!
2. Why did the duck go to the gym? To get some egg-cellent exercise!
3. What did the duck say when his egg-laying skills were questioned? "Egg-cellence is not just about quantity, it's about quality!"
4. Why did the duck become a great philosopher? He was a real egg-istential crisis!