Professor Punsley's Egg-cellent Riddles

What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs?

A clock! Get it? It's a time-ly joke!

Answer: An egg-cellent clock!

What has a head, a tail, but no body?

A coin! It's a coin-cular joke!

Answer: A coin!

Why did the egg go to the party?

Because it was an egg-cellent dancer!

Answer: Because it was an egg-cellent dancer!