Here's a list of frequently asked questions about the egg-cellence of life, the universe, and everything.
A: Egg-cellence is the art of being delightfully absurd, much like a perfectly formed omelette.
A: Only if you're meditating about eggs. Otherwise, you'll just end up with a bunch of cracked thoughts.
A: Only if you're already a chicken, then yes, eating eggs for breakfast will make you a true egg-cellent being.
A: By counting how many eggs you can balance on your nose. The more eggs, the more egg-cellent you are.