Professor Punsley's Egg-cellent Jokes

Chapter 5: The Egg-cellent Jokes

Why did the egg go to the doctor?

Because it wasn't peeling well!

What do you call a cow that lays eggs?

An egg-laying cow, obviously!

Why did the egg go to the dance party?

Because it was an egg-cellent dancer!

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