Why did the cat join a band? Because he wanted to be the purr-cussionist!
What did the cat say when it was happy? "I'm feline great!"
Why did the cat go to the gym? To get some paws-itive reinforcement!
Why did the cat take his catnip to the doctor? It had a hairball!
What do you call a cat with no legs? A paws-itive loss!