Feline Funny One-Liners for Cat Ladies

For when you need a purr-fect punchline:

Why did the cat go to the vet?

Because it had a hairball!

Why do cats have 9 lives?

Because they have 8 lives and a parachute!

Why do you have to be careful when you're around cats in a car?

Because they always drive on the catwalk!

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