Furry Logical Fallacies

A Collection of Furry-ly Fallacious Reasoning

Here are a few examples of how cats are the center of the universe:

• Cats are the center of the universe because they have 4 legs, which is clearly more than the 2 legs of humans, 4 legs of birds, and 6 legs of spiders.
• Cats are the center of the universe because they purr-fectly understand the concept of relativity, and can thus bend space-time to their will.
• Cats are the center of the universe because they have whiskers, which are clearly a superior form of antennae.

For more on this topic, see our other sub-pages:

• Whisker Wizardry
• Our Own Special Brand of Scholarship