Why was the cat joining a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist.
Why did the cat go to the doctor? It had a purr-sonal crisis.
Why did the cat go to the gym? To get some paws-itive reinforcement.
What did the cat say when it ran into a dog? "I'm feline a little territorial."
Why did the cat go to the beauty parlor? It wanted a purr-manent solution.
Why did the cat join a book club? Because it wanted to read between the lines and purr-use the pages.