Professor Punsley's Fowl Play Jokes
Why did the egg go to therapy? Because it was cracking under the pressure!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer's constant egg-xpectations!
Why did the chicken wear a pair of pants? Because it had a fowl fashion sense!
And finally, why did the chicken go to the doctor? Because it had fowl play on its feathers!
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