Professor Punsley's Fowl Play Jokes

The Pecking Order of Operations:

• 1. First, do no harm to the farmer's eggs.
• 2. Then, peck at the problem, one egg at a time.
• 3. Don't get cracked under pressure, stay calm, and collect your eggs.
• 4. If all else fails, crack open a new joke.

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Egg-cellent Advice

		// Professor Punsley's Puns Library
		// A collection of egg-cellent jokes, one egg at a time
		#include <stdio.h>
		#define EGG 42
		main() {
			printf("Egg-cellent jokes are the best!\n");
		}
	

		// Professor Punsley's Egg-pressions
		// A collection of egg-pressional art
		#include <math.h>
		#define E 2.718
		main() {
			printf("Egg-pressions of love are the best!\n");
		}
	

Warning: The contents of this page are highly additively egg-cessive.