Professor Punsley here, and welcome to my esteemed establishment of wit and wisdom, "Punsley's Place"! Today, we're going to explore one of the most fascinating topics in all of equine-transportation: horses are like bicycles.
Yes, you heard me right! Horses are like bicycles, but with more... hoof-work involved!
But wait, it gets even better! Just like how bicycles have gears, horses have gait-gears! And just like how bicycles have brakes, horses have rear-brakes! (Okay, I may be stretching it a bit there, but just go with it, folks!)
And don't even get me started on the horse-bell-ometer! It's like the horn on a bicycle, but with more... neigh-ing involved!
So, there you have it, folks! Horses are indeed like bicycles, but with a whole lot more... horse-power!
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