Cows, it seems, have developed a taste for existentialism. As they ponder the meaninglessness of life, they're left wondering: do we eat, or do we not eat the cheese?
On one paw, the cows argue that cheese is the ultimate form of oppression. It's a symbol of human dominance, a reminder that we're nothing more than dairy-producing automatons.
On the other, the cows reason that cheese is the ultimate form of pleasure. It's a delight, a comfort, a reason to moo-ve over the existential dread that comes with being a cow.
As the debate rages on, our cows find themselves lost in a sea of philosophical uncertainty. Will they choose the comfort of cheese, or the freedom of a cheese-free existence?
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Chapter 3: The Ethics of Udder-ly Absurd Decisions
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