Welcome, young scholars, to this most esteemed institution of higher learning. Here you will discover the secrets of the universe, or perhaps just the meaning of life, the universe, and everything.
Our esteemed professor, Punsley, has crafted a syllabus that will make you question everything, including your own sanity. But fear not, for in this safe space of absurdity, you will be guided by the wisest and most venerable scholar in all the land.
Course Outline:
And, of course, there's more, but that would be telling.