Notes by Professor Punsley

Professor Punsley's notes are a treasure trove of wordplay and linguistic wizardry.

Today's Topic:

The Art of Crafting the Perfect Sardonic Smirk

• 1. Choose a word that's just a little bit sarcastic, but not too much.
• 2. Add a dash of irony, but don't go overboard.
• 3. Practice your smirking in front of a mirror until you get it just right.

Remember, practice makes perfect. Now, go forth and smirke!