Welcome, students of Professor Punsley's esteemed institution of higher learning. Today, we will be discussing the art of achieving greatness. It's not just about being the best, it's about being better than the best. You know, like, being the best-er.
Lesson 1: Setting Unrealistic Goals. A good starting point is to aim for something that's just out of reach, like the moon. Or, you know, a really tall mountain. Or, I don't know, a sentient being made of pure awesomeness.
Lesson 2: Developing an Unwavering Sense of Self-Importance. Remember, you're not just a person, you're a force of nature. Like, you're like a tornado, but with more hair.
Want to learn more about achieving greatness? Check out our other resources: Part 1: Setting Unrealistic Goals, Part 2: Developing an Unwavering Sense of Self-Importance, and Part 3: Overcoming Odds. Or, you know, just stick around, and we'll get to it.