The cat's out the door, but the pun's still in the window.
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's got nothing to do with me. It's got nothing to do with you either.
What do you call a fake parrot? A fowl liar.
Why don't eggs tell time? Because they don't have clocks.
I'm not a morning person. I'm a night-owl.
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