Being Bold Is the Key to Success (or So I've Heard)
Professor Punsley's Notes on Being Bold:
Definition:
Being bold is not just a fashion statement, my dear students, it's a lifestyle choice.
- It's like, totally a thing.
- You gotta be bold to be bold, you know?
Benefits:
Being bold is like, totally good for you, man. It's like, you know, it's like...
- You'll make more friends, because who doesn't love a bold friend?
- You'll get more respect, because nobody likes a pushover.
- You'll be more likely to get away with stuff, because let's be real, nobody likes a bold rule-follower.
Drawbacks:
Being bold can be, like, a real pain, you know? Like, you might...
- Get you fired, because who needs that?
- Lead to awkward conversations, because nobody likes a bold friend.
- Result in spontaneous combustion, because science, folks.
And that's it for today's lesson, folks! Keep on being bold, and remember:
Example 6: The Time I Accidentally Super Glued My Cat to the Ceiling