Being different is the act of wearing a brightly colored onesie to work on a Monday. It's a bold statement, a beacon of individuality in a sea of corporate drones.
Embracing the Absurd: A Guide to Office FashionStudies have shown that being different can increase productivity, creativity, and the likelihood of being fired. But hey, who needs job security, right?
Being Different is Not for Everyone: A Cautionary TaleBeing different can be tough, especially when your coworkers are all trying to be the same. It's like trying to be a square peg in a round hole. Or a circle in a square hole. Or... nevermind.
Finding Your Tribe: A Guide to Tolerating Your CoworkersSo, if you're feeling stifled by the monotony of it all, remember: being different is key. Unless you're a robot. In that case, just follow your programming.
Or, you know, just be different.
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