Chapter 1: The Omelette of Life
As we all know, the key to a successful omelette is in the eggs-pectations. It's all about having the right expectations, you see. You want to crack open the possibilities, but not the egg.
Here's a tip: use 2 eggs, 1 cup milk, and a pinch of salt. Don't over-eggs the situation.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some egg-related matters to attend to.