It's not just a cute, fluffy creature, it's also a harbinger of doom.
Hamsters, with their judging eyes, can see right through to the soul.
They'll critique your snack choices, your exercise habits, and even your
questionable life choices. But hey, who needs friends when you have hamster judgment?
Some notes:
- Hamsters are naturally drawn to shiny objects, so don't even think about
trying to hide those tacky trinkets. They'll find you out.
- They're experts in the art of sleep deprivation. You think you're tired?
Hamsters can go without sleep for weeks, months, years. You're basically
just a lazy hamster.
- Hamsters have a special talent for finding the most expensive ways to
solve problems. Like, who needs a budget when you have a hamster to
guide you?
More on hamster judgment:
Hamster Judgmentalism: The
Darker Side