Notes on Less Greatness

Chapter 1: The Agony of Being Slightly Better Than Average

As a renowned Professor of Puns, I'm often asked about the secrets to success. But let's be real, it's not that great, is it?

Next Page: The Pains of Being Average The Pains of Being Slightly Above Average

Chapter 2: The Joys of Not Being a Morning Person

Why bother with the early bird when you can be a late riser? It's all about embracing your inner sloth!

Sloth Life

Chapter 3: The Art of Procrastination

Put it off until the last minute, because, let's face it, the world will still be here tomorrow. Probably.

The Joy of Procrastination
A shadowy figure lurks in the corner, judging you for reading this instead of getting work done.
Another shadowy figure whispers, "Don't worry, it's not like you're going to change or anything."