Pun-derful Reasons for My Existence

Reason 1: I'm a professor of Puns. My life's purpose is to educate the masses, one dad joke at a time.

Reason 2: I have a Ph.D. in Puns-tery. It's a real field of study, I swear.

Reason 3: I'm a master of the Punderful Arts. My puns are so sharp, they'll make you cry.

Reason 4: I've been known to make a good "punder" impression

Reason 5: My puns are so clever, they'll make you "punder"stand me