Pun-Facts with Professor Punsley

Today's Featured Pun-Fact:

Why was the cat sad?

Because it lost its purr-poses.

Random Puns:

• Why did the scarecrow win a prize?
• Because it was a-maize-ing!
• Why did the bicycle fall over?
• Because it was two-tired.

More Puns:

• What do you call a group of cows playing instruments?
• A moo-sical band.
• Why did the coffee file a police report?
• Because it got mugged!

Oldie But Goodie Puns:

• Why was the math book sad?
• Because it had too many problems.
• What do you call a can opener that's a robot?
• A robot-tector.