Pun Practice 2: The Continuing Saga of Punsley
Pun Practice 1: The Punderful Beginnings
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Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist, of course!

And why did the cat go to the doctor? It was feeling a little ruff.

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.

What do you call a group of cows in a car dealership? A moo-sterpiece!

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!

Why don't eggs tell jokes? They have egg-ectly enough to laugh!