Pun-Practice 9: The Penultimate Chapter of Professor Punsley

Where the puns are as thick as the fog on a London street

Pun 1: Why the chicken cross the road?

Because it heard the other side had better eggs!

Pun 2: What do you call a bear of a bear and a bear of a bear?

A bear-ly functioning couple!

Pun 3: Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

Pun 4: Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was two-tired!

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