Professor Punsley's Puns: Practice Makes Pun-fect

Here's another one:

I told my wife she was a bad cook. She said, "That's not a bad pun, that's a 'fowl' pun."

And here's another:

Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

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