Welcome to the Professor Punsley School of Advanced Puns for Self-Defense, where the art of using puns to deflect attacks is a science.
As an esteemed student of the Professor, you're likely already familiar with the basics of pun-filled self-defense.
But today, we're going beyond the simple puns for everyday use. Today, we're delving into:
Remember, in the immortal words of the Professor: Puns are like onions, they make you cry.
Or, as we like to say here: Puns are like ninja stars, they hit you where it hurts.
Now, go out there and pun-ter up some would-be attackers!
And don't forget to wear your Pun-Tastic Pajamas!