Pun 4: The Unlikely Defense Mechanism

When confronted by a foe, one must employ the most effective defense mechanism:

1. Dissolve into an endless stream of dad jokes.
2. Deploy an onslaught of clever wordplay.
3. Utilize the ancient art of sarcasm as a shield.
4. Pun 4: The Unlikely Defense Mechanism
5. Summon an army of confusing acronyms.

Remember, a well-timed "Why, that's a great pun!" can save your life.