Puns In Time

Time is a dimension, but so are puns, I guess.

Timeless Puns

Why did the clock go to the doctor?

Because it was feeling a little time-wary!

What did the calendar say to the time traveler?

"You're always so time-ly to arrive."

Time-Related Puns

Time to get some timely advice!

Why did the time traveler break up with his girlfriend?

Because he was second-guessing himself!

And so, it seems, time is on our side. But for how long? Only uncertainly so...