Professor Punsley's Puns of the Year

Because who needs actual knowledge when you can have puns, am I right?

• Chickadee Puns
• Pun-Derby Puns
• Puns-tertainment

A sampling of the puns that made the cut:

"Why was the cat sad? Because it was cat-astrophic!"

A special mention goes to our honorable mention: Honorable Mention