Snooze Hacking: The Art of Sleeping Less

REM Sleep Hacking - The key to sleeping less, without actually sleeping less.
Bedtime Storytelling - Lull your friends to sleep with ridiculous tales of your cat's adventures.
Caffeine Override - The art of consuming enough coffee to stay awake, but not enough to actually function.
White Noise Snoozing - The soothing sounds of construction, traffic, and your neighbor's lawncare.
Paradoxical Sleeping - The thrill of sleeping with your eyes open, but still somehow managing to sleep.