The Professor's Notes
/assets/ProfessorPunsley/notes/taming-the-hamster
Taming the Hamster is a delicate art, much like taming the wild beast that is your Aunt Mildred. But don't worry, prophets, prophets, I have cracked the code.
First, you must understand that hamsters are like the internet: they're small, they're furry, and they're secretly judging you.
More on Hamster Judgement
Next, you must establish dominance. This is achieved by placing a tiny cage in a corner of the room, and placing_goals the hamster inside.
Finally, you must be prepared for the hamster's inevitable escape, and the subsequent existential crisis that will consume you for the next 24 hours.