Advanced Punsley Puns

For students brave enough to attempt the most cringeworthy humor known to humanity

The Professor Punsley Method involves a series of carefully crafted fails that will leave your audience questioning your sanity

Here are some examples of advanced puns for the most daring among you:

1. Why cant we be friends with a chicken?
2. Why did the atom split into two when it was angry?
3. Why did the cat join a band when it couldn't play an instrument?

Remember, a good pun is like a good lie: it should be bold, it should be daring, and it should be utterly, completely, and totally false.