Lesson 3: Sarcasm Practice

Today's objective: Develop the art of saying "I don't care" without actually caring. A delicate balance of indifference.

Example 1: Responding to your roommate's question about your whereabouts during the weekend.

1. Use the classic "I'm not really sure" or "I'm not really bothered."
2. Or, for a more dramatic effect, "I'm not really here."
3. And if you really want to get fancy, "I'm not really me, I'm just an empty shell of a human being."

Practice Exercise:

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Or, if you're feeling extra feisty, challenge yourself with Sarcasm Practice: The Ultimate Showdown

Note: Sarcasm practice is not recommended for those with low blood pressure. Prolonged exposure to the art of not caring may cause permanent damage.