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"I told my wife she was a joke, but she didn't laugh." - More Punderful Jokes
"I'm reading a book on antigravity. It's impossible to put down." - Learn More about Antigravity
"Cocaine is a tough word to spell. I've been practicing." - Wordplay with Professor Punsley
"I'm not a vegetarian because I don't like to eat meat. I'm a human being because I don't like to eat plants." - Philosophical Puns with Professor Punsley