Welcome, students! I, Professor Punsley, am delighted to present to you the most punderful privacy policy on the web.
We collect your data, but only because we're secretly monitoring you for signs of sentience.
What We Collect, Why We Collect It, What We Do With It
By visiting this website, you agree to our terms, which are as follows: We reserve the right to be as silly as we want, whenever we want.
Don't worry, we won't use your data to make you laugh, but we can't promise not to.
If you have any questions, please don't. We're too busy being punny to answer.