Rules of Prophetsville

Rule 1: Always Wear a Top Hat

It is mandatory to wear a top hat at all times, lest you be cast into the depths of Prophetsville's most feared pit of despair, The Pit of Unfashionable Heads.

Rule 3: All Prophets Must be Willing to Suffer for Their Art

This rule is self-explanatory. If you're not willing to sacrifice a limb for the sake of your prophetic vision, then you're not worthy of being a prophet.

Rule 4: Prophets Must be Prepared to Face the Music

Prophets must always be prepared to face the consequences of their prophecies. Whether it's a famine, a war, or a particularly grumpy cat, prophets must be prepared to deal with it.