A Letter to the Ghost of Christmas Present

Dear Christmas Present,

I heard you're quite the gift-giver. I mean, who needs a physical present when you can just manifest some mistletoe and a few well-placed whoopee cushions?

As a seasoned pun-ster, I'm writing to ask you to bring some festive fun my way. I've got a few tricks up my sleeve, or rather, a few puns on my tongue.

Some of my favorites include:

• Why was the cat all grumpy? It was having a purr-fectly terrible day!
• What do you call a bear with no hair? Bearly-able!
• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
• Why don't lobsters share? Because they're shellfish!

I know what you're thinking: 'Puns? Really? Those are so corny!' But I say, 'Hey, someone's got to deck the halls with some holiday cheer!'

Yours in pun-filled-ness,
Professor Punsley Back to Punsley's Letters to my Cat A Letter to the Ghost of Christmas Past A Letter to the Ghost of Christmas Future