Pyramid Schemes: Because Who Needs Math, Anyway?

Welcome to Professor Punsley's Pyramid Schemes, where the only thing more steep than our prices is our sense of humor.

We're not just a pyramid scheme, we're a Pyramid Scheme Scheme – a scheme within a scheme, because we're that extra level of complicated.

How it Works

Step 1: Send us your life savings, and we'll promise you'll be set for life.

Step 2: We'll promise you'll be set for life, but only if you buy more of our stuff.

Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2, and we'll make sure you'll never be set.

But don't worry, it's not a pyramid scheme! We have a Level 1: The Bottom of the Well that'll make sure you're good.

We also have a Level 2: The Top of the Heap, because who doesn't love a good game of Jenga?

And if you're feeling extra adventurous, try our Level 4: The Pointless Pyramid, where the only thing we're selling is disappointment.