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Here you'll find puns so thick, you'll need a forklift to get through them!

Or, you know, just stick around and we'll "horse" around for a bit longer.

Professor Punsley's Puns: they're "neigh"-ly" the best in the west!

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• Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!
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A pinch of this, a dash of that, and a whole lotta puns!

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