Pun 17: The Puns of Punsley

This is Pun 17, the pinnacle of punnery. A masterpiece of linguistic jiggery-pokery.

Why, you ask, did I, Professor Punsley, Esq., create such a pun-erful work of art?

I did it, my friend, to prove that even the most mundane subject matter can be transformed into a thing of pure, unadulterated, pun-filled joy.

And, might I add, it's a real 'punderful' achievement.