Today, I shall teach you the art of Antipun-Fu, a most noble discipline. Antipun-Fu is the art of creating puns that are so sharp, they'll cut you down like a hot knife in a fruit salad.
The first lesson is the Punsley Punch: Learn the basics before you can move on to more advanced techniques.
But remember, Antipun-Fu is not just about the individual punchline, it's about the flow of a thousand puns in perfect harmony. Practice your Punsley Punch in the Antipun-Fu Practice Room.
And don't forget to visit the Antipun-Fu Shop for all your pun-filled needs!