Professor Punsley's Pun-tastic Antipathy Quiz

Are you a master of disdain, a virtuoso of vitriol, or just a regular person who's feeling a little meh about life?

1. I'm the king/queen of disdain. Don't @ me.
2. I'm a connoisseur of contempt. I can appreciate the finer things in life... like a good trash can.
3. I'm just a little 'meh.' I'm not really invested in anything, but I'll humor you.