Today's puns are so sharp, they're cutting remarks!
Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems.
What do you call a fake mouse? A mouser of two faces.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
What's the difference between a group of cows and a team of lawyers? One's a moo-ve over and the other's a real grind.
Want more puns? Check out Pun 5, or Pun 7 for more of Professor Punsley's punny antics!