Pun-ny Puns for a Penny

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• Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems.
• What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't open.
• Why don't programmers prefer the number 0? It's so close to negative.
• Why do we call it the "Assumption of the Year" award? Because it's a no-brainer.
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Professor Punsley's Punderful Puns 2

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• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
• What do you call a cow that produces chocolate milk? A moocow.
• Why was the math book in therapy? It had a lot of problems.
• Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
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Professor Punsley's Punderful Puns 3

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• Why was the cat in a bad mood? Because it had cat-atonic depression.
• What do you call a group of cows playing instruments? A moo-sical band.
• Why did the computer go to the doctor? It had a virus.
• Why did the banana go to the doctor? He wasn't peeling well.
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