Weather Forecast: It's a Real Gas

According to our top-secret weather sources, it's going to be a real gas today. Yes, you heard that right. The air is going to be so hot, so humid, so full of fumes from last night's Taco Tuesday that you'll feel like you're walking through a never-ending Taco Tuesday.

But don't worry, our team of expert weather pun-forecasters has you covered. Here's the low-down:

• High: It's going to be high-time for some serious shade, folks. The sun will be beating down on you like a thousand tiny, angry accountants.
• Low: Don't even get us started on low tide.
• Chance of precipitation: 100% chance of you getting soaked in your own sweat, because it's that hot.

So, there you have it. The weather forecast for today, straight from the horse's mouth, or in this case, the professor's mouth. Professor Punsley, signing off.

For more of our expert analysis, check out our Pun-tastic Analysis page for more puns and less facts.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Place-able Weather page, where we explore the local flora and fauna, but only if you're feeling brave.

Stay cool, folks!