Today, I, Professor Punsley, shall enlighten you on the art of the pun.
Why not to pun, you ask?
For one, puns are like onions. They're tear-inducing, but also make you cry.
Or perhaps you could say they're like a box of cookies. Puns are like cookies: they're a bunch of boring stuff, but sometimes you get a good one, and it's like, great!
Now, if you're ready to learn more about the pun, let's move on to...
Or, if you're feeling brave, you can attempt to Why Not to Pun 3.