WHYCANTITBEME?

Professor Punsley's Puzzle Page 5

Why can't it be me, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it's quite a tale.

Apparently, I'm allergic to common sense, which is why I'm stuck in this absurd cycle.

I'm doomed to repeat the same old puns till the end of time, or at least till my caffeine supply runs dry.

But fear not, dear reader! For I shall persist, like a bad habit that just won't quit.

Or should I say, won't it quit? Ah, the puns never end, it's a real brain twister!

Back to the previous puzzle, because who needs a break?

On to the next, because you can't handle the truth (about puns)?